Watched some movies over the weekend that we chose to bypass in theaters:

Capsule review: Typically horrible writing and directing from the shockingly untalented Kevin Smith. Simply peppering a script with curse words does not a comedy make.

Capsule review: Typically horrible acting from the shockingly untalented Michael Cera. Simply acting befuddled and staring into space does not a comedy make. (Also, wherever Kat Dennings came from...she should go back there.)