In honor of the upcoming bloated and overhyped non-drama that is the "Super Bowl": Snack Food Stadium

Ingredients: The Field: 1 Pound of Guacamole 15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone 15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone 2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines The Players: 15 Vienna Sausages Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese The Goal Posts: 1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post 1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each) The Stands: 58 Twinkies 1 Pound of Bacon 1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos 1 Bag of Cheetos 1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips 1 Bag of Chex Mix The Blimp: 20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375 TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285 Via holytaco.com.