THIS is why the current crop of parody movies suck. The one-sheet for the new film "Disaster Movie" shows you that what is mostly being satirized doesn't have ANYTHING to do with disaster cinema: Batman, Juno, Indiana Jones, Hulk, Kung Fu Pandas, Iron Man, Enchanted...umm, why not just call it "Parody of Summer Movies?" Like "Epic Movie," the satire is so scattershot that it just becomes an unfunny jumbled mess.