Enterprise Rent-A-Car, Colorado Boulevard in Pasadena, 8:30 this morning...

Woman on Cell: "I am at the rental car place. No, I haven't gotten a car yet. They wanted me to take a PT Cruiser. No way am I going to be identified as a PT Cruiser driver. No way. My only other choices are an SUV or a Pontiac. And I am NOT driving an SUV, you dig? So I guess I have to take that ugly red Pontiac."